Stumbled upon this article on spot.ph. I don't get jejenese. So I guess I have to thank the likes of Cybergeek Jared Guissmo Asuncion for putting up a site that helps me understand jejemons and their cryptic messages.
Presenting, the Jologs-inator! (Try it here.)
normal: bakit ganyan ka magsalita?
translation: Y gNyN~ U mGSliTA, n0h?